When You’re Feeling Chic, But Your Wardrobe Budget is On Strike
Let’s talk about monochrome, that one fashion trend that has all of us thinking we’re on the runway, even though in reality, we’re just walking to the buka down the street. Now, before you start imagining black-on-black like you’re preparing for a village funeral, hold on! Monochrome isn’t about mourning o, it’s about slaying effortlessly and on a budget too!
What Is Monochrome?
In the simplest terms: monochrome means you pick one color, any color, and stick with it like glue! It’s like when your mom tells you to stick to one boyfriend and you’re seriously considering it because…you know, focus! So, imagine wearing different shades of green from head to toe or, better still, flaunting that all-white outfit like you’re ready for an owambe of the century.
Let me break it down for you with an example we all understand. You wake up, look at your wardrobe, and the clothes are giving you “we no dey again” vibes. The colors don’t want to cooperate. You don’t have the mental bandwidth to start pairing different colors (because who has the time?), so you say to yourself, “Abi let me wear this whole red combo and keep it moving.” Boom! You’ve just unlocked the secret to looking like a high-fashion model, without stressing your bank account or your brain cells.
The Beauty of Monochrome (aka Lazy Girl’s Best Friend)
Monochrome is literally the easiest way to look like you know what you’re doing. No need to be battling with which color goes with what. If you’ve ever looked at color-blocking fashionistas and thought, “Is it not too early in the morning to be solving Rubik’s Cube with your wardrobe?” monochrome is your answer.
Picture this: You throw on a white shirt, white trousers, white shoes. Somebody will see you and think, “Ah! This babe must be earning serious money. See as she’s coordinated!” Little do they know, you were just trying to avoid ironing that multicolored Ankara dress your auntie gave you last Christmas.
Now, here’s where it gets better. Have you noticed how monochrome looks scream class? Wear all-black and suddenly you’re a secret agent. Wear all-white and next thing, people are calling you “Boss Lady” as you walk into the bank. Even the customer service people will stand up and say, “Madam, what can we do for you?” All because you’re dressed in one color from head to toe. Ah, God is good!
Choosing the Right Color for the Right Occasion (Avoid Mistakes, Biko)
Now, my sister, as much as I’m here to hype monochrome, I have to give you small warning. You cannot be wearing head-to-toe yellow to your friend’s wedding and be wondering why people are calling you “MTN Ambassador.” You don’t want to steal the shine from the bride (unless that was your plan from the start, in which case, carry on).
For work meetings, you can never go wrong with a full black outfit. It’s mysterious, powerful, and makes people question what secrets you’re hiding. For casual hangouts, pastel monochrome like baby blue or soft pink says, “I’m laid-back, but don’t mistake me for unserious.”
And please, when you wear all-white, just avoid food with stew. Imagine slaying in white, then bam! one small drop of stew on your clothes and your entire Boss Lady vibe is cancelled. Even your driver will start looking at you like, “Ah aunty, na mistake?”
How to Accessorize Like a Monochrome Queen
Accessories can either make or break your monochrome game. The trick is to either go big or go home! If you’re wearing all-black, this is your chance to bring out that loud yellow handbag that you’ve been saving for “special occasions” (because who really knows when those are happening anyway). Monochrome gives you the opportunity to showcase your accessories without looking like you’re trying too hard.
In fact, here’s one pro tip that I learned from a friend who only wears white. She carries a bright red lipstick everywhere, because once you slap on that bold lip, nobody is seeing the simplicity of your outfit anymore. Everyone is just thinking, “Ah, see fine woman.”
In Conclusion
Monochrome is like jollof rice simple but always a hit. Whether you’re stepping out to buy small bread at the corner store or preparing to make a grand entrance at your cousin’s wedding, this trend has your back. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always in one color, tell them you’re channeling your inner Beyoncé (but on a budget).
So next time you see that pile of same-colored clothes staring at you from the wardrobe, just know that you’re one outfit away from becoming the Slay Queen of your area. Na who sabi go sabi!